Quotes on Life

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The answer to this question will tell you what you should be working on.</div> <bR> <div> The stage between being a caterpillar and a butterfly</div> <div> Is being a yellow, sticky, gooey mess</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Life is not fair, </div> <div> It's just fairer than death,<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> That's all.<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> The Princess Bride<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <bR> <div> You do not live in an unjust world created by others... </div> <div> For the most part, you live in a world created by your attitude.</div> <bR> <div> You are where you are... </div> <div> Because of choices you've made.</div> <bR> <div> Life is a celebration... </div> <div> Not a collection.</div> <bR> <div> Life is a constant battle </div> <div> Between carrots and chocolate.</div> <bR> <div> When seeking revenge</div> <div> Dig 2 graves.</div> <bR> <div> Blowing out another person's candle </div> <div> Won't make yours burn any brighter.</div> <bR> <div> To dream of the person you would like to be </div> <div> Is to waste the person that you are. </div> <bR> <div> A person is rich according to what he is<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> not according to what he has.<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <bR> <div> Yesterday is History<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> Tomorrow a mystery<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> Today is a gift<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> That's why it's called the present</div> <div> The true measure of a man </div> <div> is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> Ann Landers<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <bR> <div> Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> as much as trying to find a good parking place.<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> -Will Rogers</div> <bR> <div> Take you life in your own hands and what happens?<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> A terrible thing-<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> No one is to blame!<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> - Erica Long</div> <bR> <div> What do you want to be remembered for? </div> <div> The answer to this question will tell you what to do with the rest of your life.</div> <bR> <div> Mistakes in life can indicate progress... </div> <div> They reveal yet another way it won't work.</div> <bR> <div> Don't shut off your life... </div> <div> Just to earn a living.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> You've reached middle age when </div> <div> all you exercise is caution</div> <bR> <div> Don't make your lifestyle... </div> <div> More important than your happiness.</div> <bR> <div> The right aim in life does little good... </div> <div> Unless you pull the trigger.</div> <bR> <div> You will have more fun in life... </div> <div> If you live life instead of trying to get it done.</div> <bR> <div> The way people act... </div> <div> Is getting them something they want </div> <div> Or they wouldn't act that way.</div> <bR> <div> You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow</div> <div> by evading it today.</div> <div> Abraham Lincoln</div> <bR> <div> The best things in life are free.. </div> <div> But most of us are satisfied with second best. </div> <div> Those things are quite expensive.</div> <bR> <div> If it jams--force it<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> It it breaks, it needed replacing anyway<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> -Lowery's Law</div> <bR> <div> The solution to a problem, changes the problem.<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> -Peer's Law</div> <bR> <div> There is no mechanical problem so difficult </div> <div> that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> -William's Law.</div> <bR> <div> Guide to Modern Science<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> If it's green or it wiggles, it's Biology<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> If it stinks, it's Chemistry<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> If it doesn't work- It's Physics</div> <div> The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> Ehrlich's Law</div> <bR> <div> Life is deep... </div> <div> But most of us stay at the shallow end.</div> <bR> <div> The confusion in your life does not come from not knowing where your going. </div> <div> The confusion comes from your uncertainty of where you are now. </div> <bR> <div> Unexpected funds have the magical ability </div> <div> To create unexpected places to be spent. </div> <bR> <div> Mistakes in life indicate progress. </div> <div> They reveal yet another way it won't work. </div> <bR> <div> Sometimes an eraser is the most important tool you can use </div> <div> To get started moving forward again.</div> <bR> <bR> <div> You should be more interested in the future than in the past, </div> <div> for that's where you will be spending the rest of your life.</div> <bR> <div> Never let yesterday, use up today.</div> <bR> <div> The lazier you are... </div> <div> The more you plan to do tomorrow. </div> <bR> <div> Figure it out.  Work a lifetime to pay off a house.</div> <div> You finally own it, and there's nobody to live in it. </div> <div> -Death of a Salesman</div> <bR> <div> If someone is driving you crazy... </div> <div> Ask yourself, why are they looking for that response?</div> <bR> <div> If you wouldn't do it again... </div> <div> Why are you doing it now?</div> <bR> <div> The only way to grow... </div> <div> Is to think bigger,</div> <bR> <div> Wouldn't it be great... </div> <div> If once in a while we could summons up </div> <div> Enough courage to quit?</div> <bR> <div> People who only look forward to quitting time, payday, vacations, and retirement </div> <div> Have missed the whole point of being here.</div> <bR> <div> How much would you be worth... </div> <div> If you lost all you money and all your possessions.</div> <bR> <div> Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.</div> <div> Thomas Jefferson</div> <bR> <div> He who does not want to fall down</div> <div> Ought not walk in slippery places</div> <bR> <div> Thank God, life is not fair. </div> <div> If we got what we deserved, </div> <div> We wouldn't get much.</div> <bR> <div> When your wrong, admit it... </div> <div> When your right, shut up.</div> <bR> <div> What if God... </div> <div> Grades on a curve?</div> <bR> <div> We all have one thing in common... </div> <div> We're all different.</div> <bR> <div> If it says one size fits all, </div> <div> It doesn't fit you. </div> <div> -Unknown</div> <bR> <div> All warranties expire </div> <div> Upon payment of invoice. </div> <bR> <div> Don't force it! </div> <div> Get a larger hammer! </div> <bR> <div> We didn't all come over on the same boat, </div> <div> But we're in the same boat. </div> <bR> <div> There are two sides to every question </div> <div> And if you want to be popular... </div> <div> Take both. </div> <bR> <div> The phone will always ring... </div> <div> When your sitting on the toilet. </div> <div> -</div> <div> Matter will be damaged... </div> <div> In direct proportion to it's value. </div> <bR> <div> Any wire cut to length... </div> <div> Will be to short. </div> <bR> <div> Once a misfit leaves... </div> <div> Another will be hired. </div> <bR> <div> It is looks easy to repair--it's tough </div> <div> If it looks tough--It's damn well impossible. </div> <bR> <div> If you throw anything away... </div> <div> You will need it as soon as it is no longer assessable. </div> <bR> <div> Expenditures rise to meet income. </div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>